Look at My Knees, Just Look at Them

The mullet dress. It’s a thing. Named after the much-maligned hairstyle, the mullet dress has an asymmetrical hem that’s longer in the back. Usually much longer. This creates a silhouette that highlights one’s knees. Your knees! As if that’s a…

Not Semi-Sheer Poly Chiffon Tie-Neck Blouses

So what style died and made the semi-sheer poly chiffon tie-neck blouse King? I think he’s going to make Peter Pan collar blouse his Queen, and then they’re going to have an Aztec print baby. I had to dig deep…

Summer Dresses

Dresses are one of the great things about not being a man, especially when it’s hot out. First of all, one piece comprises an outfit. Second, you’ve got ventilation everywhere that matters. This dress, by Diesel, looks like it needs a…

Sandals for Days

It turns out that foot models exist for a reason. As do photographers. I am obviously neither. But the sandals aren’t bad, are they? They are all leather and were handmade to order, then picked up a few days later…

Summer Job Interview Dress

I know. All you can see is how emaciated this poor girl is. It’s painful. Vogue recently banned underage and underweight models. Let’s hope that the retail industry follows suit. And yet, what a great dress. It’s actually navy.  Preppy…

The Mother Ship

I was inspired to start this blog when I realized that I spend a lot of my fashion-pondering time thumbing through Forever21, looking for items that might work for me. Whenever I find something good, I feel like I’ve played…